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Did Alan really threaten us with a "Fickle Finger"?

Brilliant!

Alan...they should have a special category called "mentor" or "evangelist" to recognize your long term contribution to RWG....but Moderator will have to do

Wear it well!

Perpendicular digitation

I favor all dealers using a similar template to describe the product including the price they want to sell it for. If they want to inflate the price, that is their business as is their willingness to offer silent discounts to members who buy regularly from them.

as the shady guy on the street whispered..."Caveat Emptor"

Hi Big rodent

Welcome to our new home

Damn TT...I was just PM'ing you to join my little party...and you go and spoil all the fun

One out of four ain't such bad odds. OK...so we line four average looking guys up and give them a number to help you decide which one of them is not quite right in the head...so to speak.

You pick ...but be careful cause I'm one of these four guys and I will blow your brains out if you pick me....just kidding

NO I'M NOT!!!!

A rectal exam could prove interesting

It gives an entirely new meaning to the term "FACIAL"

BIN ALARM CLOCK

POOPNOCEROUS requires that you stay at least three body lengths away at all times

Neo was one lucky dude

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Harry, what s your problem?"

Harry answered, "I m too smart for the 1st grade.

My sister is in the 3rd grade and I m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal s office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"

Ms. Brooks: What s starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: "Bubble gum"

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an F and ends in K that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings

account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank

because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always

right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's

office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied,

"$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman

replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was

impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my

testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."

"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet

and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his

testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over

again and again until he was positive that no one could

consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman

arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and

acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the

president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one

made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to

drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and

asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you

should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the

president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against

the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that

and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the

balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"

I think nanug did this before but it still amazes me.

See if you can answer these correctly...

Below are four (4) questions. You

have to answer them quickly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.

OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready?

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer:

If you answered that you are first,then you are absolutely wrong!

If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to mess up in the next question.

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took on the first

question.

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.

Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!

You're not very good at this are you?

Third Question:

Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.

Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30..

add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.

What is the total? Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check your calculator!

Today is definitely not your day.

Maybe you will get the last question right?

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2 Nene,3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary.

Read the Question again.

@JB...I thought so

I love a woman who struts her stuff

@TT...to your comment..."you crack me up dude"

Is this what you mean ?

YOGI BERRA...

"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left."

YOGI BERRA...

"Think! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?"

YOGI BERRA...

"You can observe a lot just by watching."

Post Tennis Match Bash (JB's back yard)

Good catch Ken...LMAO (no pun intended)

Or perhaps this pic even more so...

Does this remind you of an RWG member?

Here is a pic that only jf could really appreciate

Ohh...was this thread about tennis BALLS?

In the spirit of getting back to softer images...

TT posted this earlier and it just dawned on me that these girls have a real conundrum if they are lesbian lovers