A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from
that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money
to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "O my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in
a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks
would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his
dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million dollars............. but realistically, we're living with
two sluts and a queer.