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Undermeman

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  1. A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "O my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars............. but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer.
  2. Beautiful "BIN" Spring Day
  3. Great looking site, now I'll have to get some money for this one, still my favorite.
  4. Perfect Woman (Something Different for my 50th Post)
  5. Bin Fact On Wednesday, April 5, 2006, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 AM in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06 This will never happen again in your life time.
  6. More than 1 KTT listed...which 1 r u.
  7. I guess I always wanted to be a super hero as a kid. As such, I made up my own super hero persona.
  8. Does this one come with a matching thong?
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