swdivad

I think very

Neil... Take care and get well soon... it's been waaay too long since we've talked. Maybe time for another trip

I reckon its an 004

Whoa!!

That's REALLY REALLY strange... how could this happen?

Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.

About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."

The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."

One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age."

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, "You 're 87 years old!"

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, "How in the world did you guess?"

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old ladies happily yelled in unison--

"We were at your birthday party yesterday!"

Beautiful job K

Here's a few... some old... some new

I would surely be in for a 1A... and a 4A as well if they can get the PVD right.

Hey K... Looks just awesome!!! And yes, I would say one of the very best!!!

Hope it's waterproof

There is no way... stop now, nothing will work.

I have an OEM carbon that I unfortunately went diving with...

I've tried everything after washing it with dish soap, detol, freezing, boiling (after the strap was totally [censored]ed LOL), baking soda, ad nauseum, and finally just ordered one from Don.

What a waste of a nice strap

... anyone wanna buy a stinky OEM carbon fiber cheap? LOL

oh...

These things are just wrong

Ok maybe I'm just getting old but i just don't understand what this one refers to?...

Yeah... me too... and I thought I was sexually liberal... but whatever blows your skirt up (literally)

I have a Mario Paci aniversary edition brown shark and it looks wonderful on my PVDs... too bad 'bout the polished buckle ... sometimes ya just can't win.

That olive croc is perfect too... actually olive anything goes with the PVD really nicely... even olives LOL

But which way do the chrono crownguards face?

Don't know about the chrono CG... but the lever points down to 6 on the chronos, instead of pointing up to 12 on Luminors and subs... I wonder why

If Double T can also plan his Aussie trip to be in Sydney at the time of the gtg that would also give us an international feel.

Yeah... I'll feel right at home... and we can bot add an international feel

I'm happy to have a BBQ here... they are becoming a regular thing at this household

I gotta warn ya... no hotdogs, hamburgers, and [censored] sausages will be served. Only salmon, big ass prawns, steak and chicken.

Swdivad? Same hair and complexion.

Hmmmm... you're very very observant

There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty shocking:

1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.

2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.

3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

Thanks so much guys... it was a very special weekend

Not so much because of my birthday... but more because I 'think' I'm celebrating the end of my mid-life crisis ... It's been hell

Happy Birthday buddy and sorry we couldn't make it to your BBQ but we had to go and pick up a friend from the airport.

Sorry you missed it Ken... it was a gigantic success!!!

Thanks All for your comments... yes, this was a labour of love that lasted about a year and a bit...There is one in the world AFAIK

PVD was done by me, but only a one off. If anyone wants a PVD done here (I am in Australia), the ajosmith is the guy to talk to.

Bezel tachymeter was filled in with a lacquer stik available on the WWW, lume by the master The Zigmeister, AR coat by finepics before retirementy.

Strap is an original Dirk with original PVD buckle.... sweet and smelly as

That's actually a constellation... really nice

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:.... cost - $29.99

Clinton :..... cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read

Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:....! . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton :..... Bill is a [censored] artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Clinton :.... Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton :....Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton :..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.

That's such a nice watch.... I've bought two so far, but have found them too big... almost cartoonish on me. Every time I see the wrist shots though, I'm tempted to try again.

Yeah... I think I'll try again

Just in... and it'smean!!

I've had this watch for a year now, lovin' it more than my gens...

Just got a beautiful Dirk Vacchetta Naturale today, and I just can't think of a better combination...

Thanks for looking :

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MUSTACHE

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "Marlboro Man."

Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

And the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts. (I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

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