These stories are amusing...I got called out last week on my replica rolex...it was in a posh area of southern california where a lot of money is around...in a bar having a beer with some friends when the guy next to me says loudly, "that's one fake ass piece of shi-." (Its actually a great replica) Some of his buddies were snickering and when I turned to face the guy, it's an older (early 50's) guy with dyed hair, a face lift, hair plugs, highlights in his hair, and a fake tan. He was a bit drunk and I asked him to repeat himself. He said it again and then gave me some shi- about fakes (loud enough for plenty o people to hear).
I told him that I bought the watch because it replicates an exquisite watch and retains the beauty...and not many people can tell the difference between my replica and the real thing. I asked him which was worse...a fake watch...or a fake ass tan, fake ass hair plugs, a fake ass dye job, and a fake ass face lift. I then told him that while my watch was a fake it looked very close to the real thing...and that he was attempting to fake youth and was fooling no one ( I was pretty drunk).
He stopped grinning like an idiot, his friends stopped laughing, other people around were in a state of shock, and my friends started snickering behind me. I said, "just kidding," and turned around and ignored him and continued to drink my beer and laugh with the boys as if nothing had really happened. His group was pretty quiet for a couple of minutes before they got up and moved to another part of the bar.
My reaction may have been a bit overboard, but hot damn...it still feels great. Nice warm feeling in my belly!