bres3000

hotreplica.com is a Russian operation and we all know how THEY are......

And, look! It comes with an entree:

Save "forgiveness" for God. These quotes speak volumes.

Let Us.. (lettuce)

What a BEAUTY! After yoo have it serviced, you should put it on a leather strap.

Denny Crane

I knew it.

That makes two of us.

If WHAT was you? And, you would have WHAT?

Oh, it's HAL all right.... But his image is in a museum with the title "Reflections of a Building in a Dog Face, with Sunglasses and Hood Ornament."

I have seen this in the Museum of Modern Art, in NYC. It is entitled "Reflections of a Building in a Dog Face, with Sunglasses and Hood Ornament."

I do too. (Open the pod bay doors, please, Hal?)

Keep in mind, you are not the boss of here.

Cheshire Cat? .....well, sort of a "cat"

I received this automated response a couple days ago:

DUDE! Apparently Paul IS now "US!" LINK: SEE?

(flashing red/blue lights, siren) POLICE OFFICE: "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?" bres3000: "Um.... because you're a [censored]?" (fade to black) There are a million stories in the Naked City. This has been one of them.

I just heard that for his next trick, David Blaine will live among the starfishes for a month, and then cut himself in half and regenerate into two David Blaine's.

Assassination by 3 1/2" Floppy

Are there 12 guys...? Or, are there 13..? Watch and see.

I'd like to have a chat with this girl......

Thanks! With that strap, the Dial jumps out like a piece of milk chocolate!

Hmm..... Ostrich? I'll check it out - thanks. (BTW, I said "036," not "063")