Well, actually, come to think of it, perhaps it was my neighbor's fault.
My neighbor recently started keeping a damned rooster, like 97.8% of roosters seen on tv, this one crows lustily in the early hours of the morning, chasing sleep away from me and making me think about cutting its damned throat before running it over with my 4x4.
This morning, I woke up at 7.30am, and was reaching for my watch placed on the side table, when the damned bird had to crow with all its might at that precise moment and made me jump a little. I knocked the watch onto the floor and chipped the sapphire crystal of the rep Hublot ice bang that I was reaching for (and would have securedly grasped in another 1.8sec or so).
Can someone tell me where I can buy:
a. replacement sapphire crystal for the watch?
b. an apparatus for stealthily cutting rooster throats in the middle of the night without too much fuss?
c.a good recipe for roasted rooster?
Thank you for helping.