..continence pants, size XS, as he managed a dry and barely audible croak "please..please sir, I have tadpoles at home, and my "gen" rolex, its actually this" he thrust forward the picture of the genuine rolex, trembling as it did like a leaf in the wind
The tall man lowered the barrel just a little, disbelieving what he had just heard.. this was clearly a delusional, sad little frog with no life like what he suspected all along, and now with a testicle short. A tear fell from the shrivelled amphibian face as he stood and shook, looking up (way up) into the steely blue eyes of the tall dude who held the rifle and his fate. Moments ticked as eternity was counted in measures of seconds.
After what seemed like 43 eternities, the tall man lowered his rifle and uttered the words that would make him immortal, had they been heard by the wisest of sages. Unfortunately, the kingfrog is definitely not the wisest of sages or frogs, and he heard, but never understood. To be fair, it was indeed hard to understand standing in a puddle of one's own pee, and having a nut short. His physical condition was not conducive to learning or absorbing wisdom at all:
The words of the tall man, whose rifle looked like a toy on his arm, and (whose watch was just frustratingly hidden just that little out of sight, lending suspicion to whether it was a rep Rol..but more of that later) "whether a watch is genuine or not, it does not matter if the wearer likes and enjoy what he is wearing. But if the heart of a man is not genuine, he lives a lie. Now don't let me see you or your tattered photograph again. I will happily blow the other nut off and feed it to my dog"
With that, the tall man turned and walked off down the deserted pavement. The frog stood, head bowed, wondering what the fuck has just transpired. He looked at the photograph of the Rolex, looked at the departing silhouette of the man who had almost shot him twice, and turned to walk in the opposite direction.
"What the hell now? Will this day ever end?!" he thought as he stopped short and watched another figure approach him, a cowboy hat on his head, and rodeo boots clacking confidently on the pavement. "Well at least this one does not have a gun" He thought. Kingfrog gulped, and walked tentatively on, trying to avoid contact with the walking cowboy.