OK guys, besides expanding our vocabulary and passing time via the perennial words association thread, I am starting another one called Continue the story, where you just need to continue the story told by the poster above you, anyway you like it, using a sentence or paragraph.
This is a variation of the words association thread, and I hope we can have some fun here:
Let me kick it off:
There was once a troll named KingFrog, who has a very sad life. He owned a genuine Rolex submariner and was delusional about ruling the universe because of it. Despite being banned several times on RWG, he kept coming back to extol the virtues of wearing genuine watches, and condemning replica watches and their wearers.
After each ban, KingFrog would............