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  13. Paris attack

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    Posted · Edited by Mike on a bike

     Breaking news:

      The 110th airborne will be dropping in on ISIS armed with the freshest flowers available to the US military.

     "By giving the enemy flowers before they get their heads chopped off by the ISIS terrorist, it is hoped they will see the error of their ways and become peace loving." This just in from new presidential adviser Ayr. 

     "If this does not happen surely peace loving Muslim's world wide will rise up in such a clamor deriding this act of killing flower armed Americans that all further terrorist acts will cease." This confidently pronounced by Mr Ayr from the podium in the White House news room.

    Asked if he would be joining the 110th in their mission Mr Ayr said " No, he needed to stay in DC and coordinate the effort."

     

    Breaking News:

     Horrific reports from northern Iraq, the 110th dropped in with their flowers were slaughtered almost to the man by ISIS. The only survivors were one platoon, this due to the insubordination of a staff Sargent in league with supply elements state side his platoon's crates were packed with there regular load out of guns , grenades and mortars instead of flowers. They barely made it back to Kurdish lines to report this atrocity and only with the help of a well timed attack by Kurdish forces to expedite them.

    President Obama still relenting on giving the Kurds weapons instead conferred with presidential adviser Ayr and decided to contact FTD to send them flowers for each of their freedom fighters.

    In related news the hoped for good Muslim outcry did not materialize as predicted by Mr Ayr and dancing in the streets carried the day in most Muslim cities and capitals at this massacre, some lasting as long as two days.

    When questioned on this unexpected turn of events Mr Ayr stated " our soldiers did not hug them before they presented their flowers as he had instructed " and placed the blame squarely on the military.

     

    At this time a high level cabinet meeting is being held by President Obama with Mr Ayr as point man to see if more men, flowers and hugs are needed to over come the ISIS scourge.

     

    This is satirical exaggeration gents but it shows the absurdity of Ayr's position. Now as Freddy posted a two year old gets it, why not grown men. :fool:

    Don't drink the Kool-Aide....................... kinda hard when your Dad gives it to you at two I'll admit.

     

  20. black Friday/cybermonday is it

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