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Johnkaz

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  1. I have ballpoints Mont blanc. I just took a refil from another type of pen it fitted. Cheers johnkaz.
  2. Not looking good for USA. This is wrong.
  3. You need a dose of Irn Bru. That should do the trick. Cheers Johnkaz.
  4. He will of course take this as a joke!!! No, prepare for abuse. Cheers Johnkaz.
  5. I think it's the usual, if it looks too good to be true. Then it is. Cheers Johnkaz.
  6. LOL Cheers Johnkaz.
  7. Welcome, and ditto, seek and ye shall find. Cheers johnkaz.
  8. Johnyboy has been involved in the same area. Cheers Johnkaz.
  9. This is a restricted CIA site you have foolishly stumbled over, and published on a forum. It is essential you get out quick, take cash, do not use credit cards or mobile phones. You are in grave danger, this site has been erased. Goodluck. Johnkaz. :cc_confused:
  10. The snow can be so cooling in the summer too. Cheers Johnkaz.
  11. Johnkaz

    Shhhhhhhh!

    I laughed till I cried. Cheers Johnkaz.
  12. Harper valley PTA. Very moralistic. Cheers Johnkaz..
  13. I would say a strong gale blew his landrover off a cliff. Bot I'm no metorologist!!! Cheers Johnkaz.
  14. My wife recently did jury service, death by dangerous driving, the poor kid killed was 16. It really upset her during the trial, because she could not discuss it with anybody outside the court. Two months with a bad trial must have screwed you up at times. Now the scumbags will waste thousands of taxpayers money on an appeal. Well done have a holiday. Cheers Johnkaz.
  15. Looks a bit Mickey Mouse to me. Cheers Johnkaz.
  16. Thanks Thor you should get a job in Vegas. Cheers Johnkaz.
  17. Read and learn it's all here. Welcome.
  18. I always lose my money when I try to cash in, it does not seem to do anything, then I look for other things to press and my page expires. Any advice welcome. Cheers Johnkaz.
  19. An Amazing number of times to the Amazing audience, with Amazing regularity. Terry Wogan did however notice. Have the Aussies watched it yet?? Cheers Johnkaz.
  20. That'll be the catholic upbringing, mortal sins and the like. I could see the crowd at a Rangers Celtic match united against [censored] bandits!!! Excellent. Cheers Johnkaz.
  21. Popular with the ladies then!! Cheers Johnkaz.
  22. No particular reason, different moods and conditions, the classical selection is a very calming influence, great for sitting in a stressfull traffic jam, probably the musical equivalent of a joint. Cheers Johnkaz.
  23. How many of you can do things denied to the masses, a special party piece you can bring out when you are pished, it's an alarm call for the lady in your life to take you home. This does not exclude same sex relationships, if you are gay your man will also be drunk and join in. So here is mine I can touch the end of my nose, with my tongue. This is rare. And much sought after. Cheers Johnkaz.
  24. Beggars Opera, closely followed by Hawkwind and hearing loss for 2 days. Cheers Johnkaz.
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