Johnkaz

Wow a new way to reduce the wifes birthday to one every 2.7378 years. Now how to get this across to her, should be quite simple. Well maybe not. Cheers Johnkaz.

Sad but true, it's the same story over here. Somebody dies, while somebody who should be exterminated wastes valuable resources. Funny all the same. Cheers Johnkaz. :fireman1:

Yes I know what you mean, women treating us guys as sex toys, particularly ones that look like her. Then the alarm clock goes off. Cheers Johnkaz.

I am saving for a visit. Just 100 more posts. Cheers Johnkaz.

A little more Luminova required on there brother. Cheers johnkaz.

They should have moved. After all the bull did use his horn!!!! Cheers Johnkaz.

Welcome. Sub or a Seamaster.

Welcome Jason. here is where you find the good stuff.

A good way to get the feel is to lurk. Welcome.

I don't understand the 55 bit, is it 55% or one in 55 , or just 55 in the wolhe wrlod, because if that's it, I am even more special than I tohugt. Cehers Jnokhaz.

You would need eyes in the back of your head to do that. Cheers Johnkaz.

Wow!! So the butler did it then? What about the Clockwork Orange. Cheers johnkaz.

The magnificent 17. The 17 Samurai. 17 ways to leave your lover. 17 brides for 17 brothers. Time for my medicine bye. Cheers Johnkaz 17th

Yet another failed record attempt by the serial attention seeker, he would be better just sticking to card tricks. Anybody any ideas for his next trick? Cheers johnkaz.

Everybody will know when he takes a leak. Then he has to live in it for a week. Cheers Johnkaz.

Just remember what his lot did to the Titanic!!! Scared of Ken Now?? Cheers johnkaz.

Thats great news, I hope it all goes well for you. If you do hit the big time you will have to join those anally retentives on the real Rolex forum. Cheers Johnkaz.

Conversation the guy had with his insurance company afterwards. So how soon can you fix the car? Reply Will this accident affect my future insurance premiums? Cheers Johnkaz.

Driving down the Motorway with your eyes closed. Cheers Johnkaz.

Those girls can be dangerous unpredictable things. cheers Johnkaz. :cc_confused:

So did I, Do we still have that coat?

So where did the Ruby Murray get involved. Or was that the next days ring sting!! It's a cultural thing. Cheers Johnkaz.

It's gone nowhere for me and still Christmas, it's Easter here. All very confusing. Cheers Johnkaz.

I suppose they are like heated headphones, careful which way round you wear them if driving. Cheers Johnkaz.

What are the muppets doing this one? Again. Cheers Johnkaz.