Johnkaz

My money is on Equador at 200 to1 each way. I am English but those monkeys don't look like winners so far. England!! Yes they have my support. Cheers Johnkaz.

Welcome to the forum. Try with your poll later in another place. Cheers Johnkaz.

When a moron enters a quiz show, does this mean; They are too stupid to realise their own stupidity. They believe they are intelligent. Or they know they are stupid, but stupidly believe they will be among a group of bigger idiots. I mean you would not enter a hundred metre race if you weighed 500 lbs, Would you? Cheers Johnkaz.

The beauty of being the boss!! Nice one. Cheers Johnkaz.

Don't try this at home. If the thing comes of it's a devil of a job to get it back on. Cheers Johnkaz.

Definitely worth getting a red card for a dirty foul. Cheers johnkaz.

Afraid not that's technical drawing dept, I am innovation and ideas, I'll get my secretary to practice a bit more first. Cheers Johnkaz.

I wouldn't trust them. The best way to tighten up the old girl is to get her to carry a lump hammer around for a few weeks, just grip the shaft not the head, for extreme cases a housebrick can be used first. For experts only a sledgehammer ( please note shorten the shaft first). If in doubt always consult Miss Understood. Cheers Johnkaz.

Nice one, but I guessed the ending wrong. Cheers johnkaz.

Some things say a lot about people, this babe excluded who is probably a paid model. This watch for example says LOOK at me I am a [censored] head. Cheers Johnkaz.

I can't believe a member since March and your 1st post, I would ask the question again with a fuller explanation in the right area. And welcome. Cheers Johnkaz.

There is a young lady called Miss understood Ask her a question she's really quite good She's clever and kind And I think you'll all find She's open and honest no stick in the mud. Cheers Johnkaz.

Yes but the Nissan would just be a front, underneath the bonnet will be a gold plated, nuclear warp speed reactor. Cheers Johnkaz.

JTB is Miss Understood in drag !!!!!!!!!!!! ????? Noooo!! Pished thinking. Cheers Johnkaz.

Ecuador 300-1 to win, Watch out Germany I have money on those equatorial Monkeys, who think 30 c is winter. Cheers johnkaz.

A mens magazine ran a competition to find the dirtiest most disgusting poem. A month later it was announced the first prize went to 83 year old miss Gladys Lockwood. The poem was printed with the most offending bits replaced, it goes like this: Da da de da da da de da di de da da di da di da da de di da da da da da da de dum de dum de da de dum de dum de de di da de dum di da da da di dum de da da da di di de dum da de di da de dum dum dum de da da da de dum di de di di de da da de da da da de di du de dum de du du da da da dum de dum da di di da da de dum du de da du de da di dum da du di du de de da de di de da dum you dirty f*cking b*stard. Cheers Johnkaz.

Excellent. Cheers Johnkaz.

Yes, that's the official line, and had there been no oil in Iraq, Saddam would still be there, and the civilised west would be selling him arms to keep control of insurgents. Cheers Johnkaz.

Seems like a nice boy. Can you imagine him saying to you, "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IN A MOVIE" "er no thanks Mr Bas" Cheers Johnkaz.

And your point being, are you saying they have less right to be there than USA or allied forces, who have no right whatsoever to invade this country. The foriegn muslims who go to fight against the aggressors as they see it will use any ground they can, be it Iraq, Afghanistan, or our homelands. Wars of this type are hypocritical [censored], the USA helped put Saddam there in the first place, and left him there after the Kuwait invasion because they feared a radical taleban style fundamentalist government would fill the vacuum if they deposed him. I see no end to unrest in Iraq and acts of sick violence against innocent people will not help to halt this occupation. Cheers Johnkaz.

You can always tell the Scots on holiday, from luminous white to infra red in 4 hours. Cheers Johnkaz.

No.

The problem is if you phone to complain you get a call centre in India. Cheers Johnkaz.

Just send me the cash instead and I will postulate. Cheers Johnkaz.