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TwoTone

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  2. Your request has been received... Push HERE for results... Double T PS: PM Ken with any special request as well... Just don't ask him for shirts with a 20 inch neck...
  3. Welcome... Read, learn & enjoy... And of course, watch out for the wee folk... Double T
  4. May I suggest you start one V... Double T
  5. Couple of great stories CM... It always amazes me how quickly people respond and open up when you notice [and complement] there wrist ornaments... I've had countless conversations in my travels and always enjoy them... Thanks for sharing... Double T
  6. Monday will be a casual day at work...
  7. News Flash: Did you hear that Woolworth's are now selling Teddy Bears at cost price? Apparently they are not allowed to make a prophet out of them... Double T
  8. The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing of one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 14. Glibido: All talk and no action. 15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
  9. By: Tim Wilson Not for the easily offended... ">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350">
  10. Exactly... Just shoot Admin a PM and POOF... They're gone... Double T PS: It would be really nice to one day get to a point where we had enough "Supporters" to just dump the Google Ads all together...
  11. I'll bet you didn't know that Hand Signals are used in Volleyball just like they are in other sports... See the proof below... Double T
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  13. Today ia a Yachty Day...
  14. Tuesday's a Breitling Day...
  15. @ME Beautiful Piece... Double T
  16. Monday is GMT Day... Watch & Photo compliments of By-Tor...
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  18. Ken, I'm surprised that you brush false teeth...
  19. Spending a little time in Cabo to escape the rain... @Jet That piece looks strangely familiar...
  20. A morning wrist shot from the balcony...
  21. Wearing this: Here:
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