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TwoTone

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  1. Ziggy: You already know how I feel... I'd like to make a couple of notes regarding your post: Watchbuff is no longer a member of this community His Banning took place earlier today [before your post] for separate reasons We have discussed in the past in Admin, and now will again, the need for Moderating of Modders in our community And finally, I [we] appreciate you not making this personal in the open-forum and keeping it purely business We know where you stand on the other issue You are truly a gentlemen and a scholar... Double T
  2. He's "Pimpin" & "Rippin" over at RWI... Been Banned from RWG... TT
  3. Wouldn't it be easier to simply read Richard Brown's Book?
  4. And who the hell has told you that? It's that arrogant attitude that has caused most of the problems revolving around you to begin with... YOU HAVE NOT BEEN EMPOWERED ON THIS FORUM [in any way shape or form]... You're not the Noob Moderator... You're not J&A's spokesperson... You're not etc... So I'd suggest that YOU tread lightly with that Pompous tone Ms. V... TT
  5. Welcome Peg... Enjoy... TT PS: Topic moved to proper Forum...
  6. Here ya go DC... No TTK or Pugs quality... But shows the Piece nevertheless...
  7. Have stayed at many places over the years... But earlier this year the better half and I went ahead and made the investment... Purchased a Villa... No times-shares for this gringo... Biggest scam on the earth... All or nuttin' baby... Double T
  8. Oh no... Quite more than yearly...
  9. Tis Daylight in Gabo... Ummm... I mean Cabo...
  10. He already did... And it's on my wrist... Double T
  11. Congrats... Excellent choice... I own the same in Black... Wear it well... Double T
  12. Or depending on the color of the Bear's fur... He could be called TwoTone...
  13. Spoiler...
  14. Pugs will be along shortly to disprove it CS...
  15. Beautiful Collection LR... Double T
  16. Excellent Picture tmg... Nice piece too... TT
  17. I'm ok with it Ken...
  18. Ok, where'd I miss it...
  19. Edit to add: The size of the picture was slowing down the loading of the Thread tech... I went ahead and edited the picture for you... TT
  20. How do these people survive? Double T ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve, was the reply . 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened. THREE A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.' FOUR I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?' 'Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked. 'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk.' FIVE Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use copier machine paper,' the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies. SIX I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in 'Twister. I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the 'cruise control' and then went in the back to make a sandwich. SEVEN My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: 'I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?' EIGHT Police in Radnor , Pa. interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message 'He's lying' was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the 'lie detector' was working, the suspect confessed. NINE A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine The mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency room! Life is tough... It's tougher if you're stupid...
  21. Tech... You're sizing your pictures at 1600 X 1200... They need to be 800 X 600... Double T
  22. Moved to Introductions Forum... TT
  23. Not a wrist shot... But she's what I'm wearin' today... Double T
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