So obviously the only path to redemption is to blow Dani's bugle (non Freudian metaphor!) and fire off a lump of cash to that money grubbing, self serving. charity.
I remember a similarly misguided friend's wife, who thru one of these rah, rah, rah help the animals 'charities' had ADOPTED a whale!!! - (by virtue of her monthly subscription) - she had photos of it and had named it etc. I asked where it was and was told (quite indignantly) 'In the ocean' !!!!! She went into an almighty hissy fit when I offered to cut her a better deal...I said for the same money to me she could continue to adopt the self same 'Sammy' the whale, an additional pod of dolphins, and as a new member welcome I'd throw in a shoal of mackerel too!.
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