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mikellem

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  1. Please state your question more clearly in your Topic Headig nex time! -MM
  2. She's a beauty.... What size s the case? -MM
  3. I agree Freddy, System is loading slower for me too! last few days also... -MM
  4. Offshore, I think the newer 5555 model would be the one to buy if you were going to buy one... -MM
  5. Drunks.... A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance" says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push" he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not. It is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says the wife. "Cant you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing" replied the drunk.
  6. Beautiful refinishing... Nice gift to keep from a father! Nice story Freddy... -MM
  7. I agree totally dluddy... -MM
  8. This forum isn't going anywhere! Thanks Admin.. _MM
  9. My recommendation.... Blue Breakable Loc Tite Screw sealer.. MM OR Buy River Spring Bars. They are perfect this situation.. Nice buy sharing the goods with the wife... MM
  10. You need to grease the rotor bearings! -MM
  11. A Nun and a Priest A nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well,Sister, this looks pretty grim.' 'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two..' 'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?' 'Anything, Father.' 'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.' 'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.' The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. 'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?'.....she consented and he fondled them for several minutes. 'Father, could I ask something of you?' 'Yes, Sister?' 'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?' 'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe. 'Oh Father, may I touch it?' The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection. 'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can Give Life.' 'Is that true Father?' 'Yes, it is, Sister.' 'Oh Father, that's wonderful ... Stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here!'
  12. His quality is great! And that's the price... I think you should be happy you are getting one his watches period... Buy it... -MM
  13. robertb, Great pics and story! Very well done my friend.. Thanks for your efforts and Thanks for sharing... -MM
  14. Joe, I think I read another member mentioned that the stem was too short on the particular watch. Not positive though! -MM
  15. Let's start the list now.. (of 300 members) for $5 monthy to cover overhead... 1) mikellem Plus I will donate an Addition $100 on the 1st of the month~ (one month only) Anyone want to match me? -MM
  16. Gorgeous Pics.. Thanks for sharing! -MM
  17. I think you haven't set the watch up properly! Hand wind the watch about 40 times, wear the watch for 24 hours before running the chronos. I think you will find they will start working... Good Luck.. -MM
  18. pizza, Your watch is stunting! I want one.... -MM
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