Miss Understood Posted July 13, 2009 Report Posted July 13, 2009 Ahhh my succulent salmon, it would appear we are again having difficulties getting together. And I wonder whether you are just a little reluctant to expose your true feelings, (and location). So sitting here, in Honolulu, I must now make some decisions. Do I take this one? or maybe I will roll the dice and jump on board this salmon Never fear my love, we will be together soon, (my frequent flyer points guarantee this) Put the wine on ice. Iris
Nanuq Posted July 13, 2009 Report Posted July 13, 2009 Yikes, I forgot... she's got more frequent flyer miles than Neil Armstrong! Must figure out a way to continue luring her toward Australia and Ken's house... I bet she doesn't know about the new Alaska Airlines "Salmon-Thirty-Salmon" -- now THERE'S a ride fit for a queen! Wow I bet she'd really LOVE to ride this bad boy, and not go anywhere even NEAR to Phuket, Thailand, all the way down south, far far away from the arctic.
Guest HaloArchive Posted July 13, 2009 Report Posted July 13, 2009 Nanuq! Shes coming for you! Best get old George out and dust off the cobwebs! Its going to be a bumpy ride
KB Posted July 13, 2009 Report Posted July 13, 2009 Must figure out a way to continue luring her toward Australia and Ken's house... Yikes Time to don the red robes and take a holiday..... I'm down the back and to the left, you can see me waving...if you look very very closely. Now Miss U heres a tip........Go to Alaska, go to Nanuq's house... Have a nice cuppa with his better half and sit and wait, even Nanuq has to come in and warm up some time. Oh and keep asking Nanuq's son where his dad is, he's an eagle scout so he's not allowed to lie. Ken
Nanuq Posted July 13, 2009 Report Posted July 13, 2009 Gahhhhh!!! Now Ken's on to me too!!! Wait... wait... I've got it! A disguise. I can disguise myself to look like Ken!
KB Posted July 13, 2009 Report Posted July 13, 2009 Ok I have been called a bit of a stag in my day but we really don't have many real ones downunder. Ken
KB Posted July 13, 2009 Report Posted July 13, 2009 I'm more the koala type these days....cuddly and soft. Ken
Nanuq Posted July 13, 2009 Report Posted July 13, 2009 Ummmmmm, that description may not be what she's after... I suspect you'll be seeing something more along these lines. Nice knowin' ya, mate!
Nanuq Posted July 14, 2009 Report Posted July 14, 2009 And thus has the transfer been made complete! Now Miss Understood will chase KB all over the southern hemisphere while I retreat to the safety and solitude of Alaska once more. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......
KB Posted July 15, 2009 Report Posted July 15, 2009 Actually no... The only thing more scary than Miss U is Mrs KB... Methinks Miss U will be after her Northern man again when she finds that option easier and safer. Ken
Nanuq Posted July 15, 2009 Report Posted July 15, 2009 Ahhhhh, and all this time you labored under the false impression that the ever delectable Ms. Nanuq is a shrinking violet of some sort? HAH, I say! A fiery Italian from Venice, she would peel the flesh from Miss Understood and pack it in bottles with garlic cloves. While singing arias. I can see my only viable solution it to join a monastery. Where exactly is that one you joined? I'll meet you there.
Miss Understood Posted July 15, 2009 Report Posted July 15, 2009 Boyz, boyz! No need to go fighting with each other over me. In fact a menage a trois, would have me licking my lips, in anticipation. Just need to get Nanug to go down a little and Ken to get himself a little further up So get your act/s together, and name and place and date, I will be there with bells on! Although I wonder if you two studs would have the staying power, for little me? Iris.
KB Posted July 15, 2009 Report Posted July 15, 2009 ........Geeze is that a shiver down my spine? Ken
Nanuq Posted July 15, 2009 Report Posted July 15, 2009 A shiver? You're in ALASKA now?!!! What are you thinking mate? If she finds this out then we're both toast. Tell ya what, you head north and east to Tuktoyaktuk and I'll go north and west to Tuntutuliaq and I think we can both escape her. I hope.
KB Posted July 15, 2009 Report Posted July 15, 2009 I'm doomed....I can't even pronounce that towns name Ken
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