KB Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 It seems they have grown tired of being that little speck to our left so now they have devised a plan to move the whole place over to OZ. http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,,...5005961,00.html Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaedo Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Hate to be the bearer of bad news but a lot of us invaded under the radar quite a while ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Yeah we noticed but at least you didn't bring your sheep with you. Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaedo Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 The sheep are too docile, had to come over for a challenge with those jumping things with pouches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offshore Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 To help out phaedo, we'll put some sheep yards down on Bondi beach, and see if we can get Taronga Park moved over there as well! 'Cos most of the Kiwi population are in Bondi.....and the bloody rest are here on the Gold Coast with me! Offshore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trailboss Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 I thought that TTK had the copyright on the Contintal Drift Dellivery System? Col. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaedo Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 To help out phaedo, we'll put some sheep yards down on Bondi beach, and see if we can get Taronga Park moved over there as well! 'Cos most of the Kiwi population are in Bondi.....and the bloody rest are here on the Gold Coast with me! Offshore You know, 4 years of living 30 minutes north of Bondi and I still haven't been there. Must be all those kiwis there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted July 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I hear there's more than a few white pointers too Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I think I stumbled in to the wrong thread. I have no idea what you are all talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted July 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 It's an Aussie thing, means topless women. Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 So if I tell my girlfriend I am going to the Kiwi bar, I won't be lying and she can't complain. Hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offshore Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 No Jody- White pointers are breasts=topless. Kiwis are the hoards of sometimes unwelcome immigrants to Australia, many of whom live in Bondi, (or on the Gold Coast)They flock here for our unemployment benefits The Kiwi male population have an unenviable reputation, for their preference for sheep over women, although they obviously consider our kangaroos fair game as well And my reference to Taronga Park is the zoo located there....with many kangaroos and other Oz wildlife....ideal for the Kiwi sheep shaggers Hope that explains that bit of Oz- Kiwi banter. Offshore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trailboss Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone. "Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this Hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated the the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week.!!!" PM: "Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!" Hilth Munister: "We're going to hef to shup some in from...Brutain?..." PM: "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!" Hilth Munister: "What about Australia ?" PM: "I'll call Kevin Rudd - tell hum we need one million condoms; Ten enches long and eight enches thuck! That way they'll continue to respect the all blacks!!" Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold. With small writing on each one......... MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM And to translate the above you will need this: HOW TO SPEAK NUW ZULANDER (FOR BIST EFFICT, RID THESE OUT LOWD) Milburn ................... Capital of Victoria Peck ........................ To fill a suitcase Pisssed aside ............... Chemical which kills insects Pigs ........................ For hanging out washing with Pug ....................... large pink animal with curly tail Nin Tin dough ........... Computer game Munner stroney ......... Soup Min ......................... Male of the species Mess Kara ................. Eye makeup McKennock .............. Person who fixes cars Mere ....................... Mayor Leather ................... Foam produced from soap Lift ........................ departed Kiri Pecker ............... Famous Australian businessman Kittle crusps .............. Potato crisps Ken's ...................... Cairns Jungle bells ............... Christmas carol Inner me ................... Enemy Guess ....................... Vapour Fush ...................... Marine creatures Fitter cheney ............ Type of pasta Ever cardeau ........... Avocado Fear hear ................ Blonde Ear ........................ Mix of nitrogen and oxygen Ear roebucks ........... Exercise at the gym Duffy cult ............... not easy Amejen .................. visualise Chuck .................... Very young poultry Bug hut .................. popular recording Bun button ............... Been bitten by insect Beard ...................... A place to sleep Sucks Peck ............... Half a dozen beers Ear New Zulland ....... an extinct airline Beers ...................... Large savage animals found in US forests Veerjun ................... Mythical New Zealand maiden One Doze .................. Well known computer program Brudge ..................... Structure spanning a stream Sex .......................... One less than sivven Tin ........................... One more than nine Iggs Ecktly ................ Precisely Cuds ........................ children Pits ........................... Domestic animals Cuttin ........................ Baby cat Earplane .................. large flying machine Sivven Sucks Sivven ...... Large Boeing aircraft Sivven Four Sivven ...... Larger Boeing aircraft Beggage Chuckken ...... place to leave your suitcase at the earport Col. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omni Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 So last year I spent a week in Sydney and 2 weeks in South Island, NZ. I observed as an outsider quite a lot of kidding between you guys. I've promised my several Aussie cousins to return, thanks for translating the finer points, maybe I'll know what the family is saying this time. Seems a lot of the jokes I heard in Sydney were about Americans & their money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 (edited) Thanks for the clarification offshore. I now have a better understanding of the culture in that part of the world. I shall share this new information with the rest of our civilization...... Now off to the pointer bar. Edited July 30, 2009 by jfreeman420 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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