Demsey Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 What, do you mean the garlands and wreaths by the front door? Other than that, it looks just like decorating day at Chez Nanuq! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kronos twin Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 I want one. Do they sing as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllergyDoc Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Here's another good one: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Here's another... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demsey Posted December 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 it looks just like decorating day at Chez Nanuq! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 "If I can just ... remove my shoelace (grunt) I can tie a klemheist ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Tsk...it isn't a Nanuq challenge without a bear. The things Nanuq will do to test his guttering, I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demsey Posted December 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 a bear. LMAO! Yeah, Bob is the only guy in Alaska with 14 gauge steel gutters. Self cleaning in a 100kt 'afternoon breeze'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Yeah, Bob is the only guy in Alaska with 14 gauge steel gutters. Steel was his old gutters. Not since he discovered this stuff: "Neutron Star Crust Ten Billion Times Stronger Than Steel" [NB I believe next month's National Geographic may be covering a story "Alaskan Man's Gutters Ten Billion Times Stronger Than Neutron Star Crust"] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwatch Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 I saw this somewhere else and apparently the guy had to take the decorations down as it was causing such a commotion with people. Some 75 year old women tried to lift the ladder up to help the guy hanging from the gutters. Also, the guys property was damaged from so many people driving the cars up on the grass in such a panic to get to him to help out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 You couldn't be more right, Red... and all these people keep getting their cars buried in the snow in my front yard! I think I'll make a guardrail... from some lumber Ten Billion Times Stronger Than Neutron Star Crust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demsey Posted December 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 and all these people keep getting their cars buried in the snow in my front yard! ......and by sheer coincidence, it just so happens Troop 214 is standing by with snow shovels and sand bags participating in a 'Dig You Out' fundraiser. Ever ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 He's on to us! Scatter, boys!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwatch Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Here's the full story: Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take my fake man down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was only one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dluddy Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demsey Posted December 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 That's the spirit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gran Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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