subbiesrock Posted October 29, 2011 Report Posted October 29, 2011 Pete, the Chuck Norris meme came about some years ago and just exploded on the Internet. People are constantly making new ones up, the more ridiculous the better.
maxman Posted October 29, 2011 Report Posted October 29, 2011 Pete, the Chuck Norris meme came about some years ago and just exploded on the Internet. People are constantly making new ones up, the more ridiculous the better. Exactly
82KUBA Posted October 30, 2011 Report Posted October 30, 2011 Still dont get it though.... What makes him so special? apart from his bad acting and a face like the bloke from 'Kung Fu' ? Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
benk Posted October 30, 2011 Report Posted October 30, 2011 chuck norris is so quick he has his own time zone 1
Merlin Posted October 30, 2011 Report Posted October 30, 2011 Superman had a fight with Chuck Norris. The loser had to wear his underwear outside his pants.
Lobster Posted October 30, 2011 Report Posted October 30, 2011 When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
maxman Posted October 30, 2011 Report Posted October 30, 2011 This Halloween... ghost will be sitting around the campfire telling Chuck Norris stories. 1
penaduny Posted October 31, 2011 Report Posted October 31, 2011 chuck norris doesn't motor boat. he battle ships. some people can burp the alphabet, but chuck norris can fart the dictionary. when chuck gets bored he see's how many pages at a time he can rip out of facebbok. when chuck norris goes camping, the bugs wear chuck norris spray.
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