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nejad

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Still dont get it though....

What makes him so special? apart from his bad acting and a face like the bloke from 'Kung Fu' ?

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

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chuck norris doesn't motor boat. he battle ships.

some people can burp the alphabet, but chuck norris can fart the dictionary.

when chuck gets bored he see's how many pages at a time he can rip out of facebbok.

when chuck norris goes camping, the bugs wear chuck norris spray.

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