Breakers of wind in Elevators

[hambone]

The elevator door opens and you see a dozen people inside with their faces scrunched and twisted. You think, perhaps they see that you are possesed by Satan, but upon entering, the

reason for their discomfort becomes all to clear. Some foul creature has let loose with a beer and limburger cheese fart. This is just plain rude. No doubt the perpetrator was the only person smiling in satisfaction. Having a degree of style and aplomb includes refraining from cutting the cheese in the lift.

Thanks and happy trails!!

[KB]

I was in a lift with a little old lady when this foul stench filled the air.

I looked at her and said "Excuse me but did you just fart?"

She said "Of course I did! Do you think I always smell like this?"

Boom boom

Ken

[maxman]

About six years ago I was comming down the elevator with a overweight lady In her mid fifties. There was this vile stench that filled the air. She looked at me and said,"excuse me,I think I made a smelly" I said "no bitc h,I think you shi t". Thank you Richard Pryor.

[scottosaurus]

I call it "elevator bombing." The guys in my office do it all the time when we come back from lunch.

[mickeypro]

the older you get the less you care about where, when, and how loud you fart.

[vafarmer70]

About six years ago I was comming down the elevator with a overweight lady In her mid fifties. There was this vile stench that filled the air. She looked at me and said,"excuse me,I think I made a smelly" I said "no bitc h,I think you shi t". Thank you Richard Pryor.

Hahaha , I think I can honestly picture you doing that.

[mjmurphy926]

The elevator door opens and you see a dozen people inside with their faces scrunched and twisted. You think, perhaps they see that you are possesed by Satan, but upon entering, the

reason for their discomfort becomes all to clear. Some foul creature has let loose with a beer and limburger cheese fart. This is just plain rude. No doubt the perpetrator was the only person smiling in satisfaction. Having a degree of style and aplomb includes refraining from cutting the cheese in the lift.

Thanks and happy trails!!

Sorry 'bout that Hammy.