hambone Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 The elevator door opens and you see a dozen people inside with their faces scrunched and twisted. You think, perhaps they see that you are possesed by Satan, but upon entering, the reason for their discomfort becomes all to clear. Some foul creature has let loose with a beer and limburger cheese fart. This is just plain rude. No doubt the perpetrator was the only person smiling in satisfaction. Having a degree of style and aplomb includes refraining from cutting the cheese in the lift. Thanks and happy trails!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 I was in a lift with a little old lady when this foul stench filled the air. I looked at her and said "Excuse me but did you just fart?" She said "Of course I did! Do you think I always smell like this?" Boom boom Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxman Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 About six years ago I was comming down the elevator with a overweight lady In her mid fifties. There was this vile stench that filled the air. She looked at me and said,"excuse me,I think I made a smelly" I said "no bitc h,I think you shi t". Thank you Richard Pryor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottosaurus Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 I call it "elevator bombing." The guys in my office do it all the time when we come back from lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickeypro Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 the older you get the less you care about where, when, and how loud you fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vafarmer70 Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 About six years ago I was comming down the elevator with a overweight lady In her mid fifties. There was this vile stench that filled the air. She looked at me and said,"excuse me,I think I made a smelly" I said "no bitc h,I think you shi t". Thank you Richard Pryor. Hahaha , I think I can honestly picture you doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmurphy926 Posted March 19, 2011 Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 The elevator door opens and you see a dozen people inside with their faces scrunched and twisted. You think, perhaps they see that you are possesed by Satan, but upon entering, the reason for their discomfort becomes all to clear. Some foul creature has let loose with a beer and limburger cheese fart. This is just plain rude. No doubt the perpetrator was the only person smiling in satisfaction. Having a degree of style and aplomb includes refraining from cutting the cheese in the lift. Thanks and happy trails!! Sorry 'bout that Hammy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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