A Right Buxom Snowflake

[Nanuq]

Avast, ye scurvy dogs an' tell me what be wrong with me buxom lass? Me eye tells me her minutes hand be too broad in her beam. What say ye? Cast a close eye.

[jmb]

I dunno, some of my gen pics have a minute hand that pretty much spans the distance between minute-marks on the dial... But, I can see that it really bugs you and must be causing you unknowable stress and mental anguish. Please, before you feed it to grizz, just send it down Texas way and I promise I will not pick on it concerning it's chubby hand...

[Nanuq]

Now there's an idea! I can have you mill a couple thou out of its middle lengthwise!

[jmb]

Oh, great, you really want me to have a nervous breakdown...

[Nanuq]

This won't effect the lume on me buxom hand, will it?

[redwatch]

The tip of the minute hand should extend to the outside edge of the lumed markers. Looks pretty good to me

Here's mine for comparison:

[Nanuq]

Thank you kindly Red, looking at yours and then at mine, I think we have the same hands. I wonder if mine would benefit from the espresso painting technique? It would take away some of the shine from the borders.

[Ephry73]

Both excellent watches. I say use the MZ technique of iodine and bake time. That way you can evenly patina both the dial and the hands.

I have a snowflake bug and itch. Arrrgh

E

[redwatch]

Hard to tell from the pics, but the hands don't look too bad to me to be honest. Mine were much shinier when they were first installed, but have aged nicely in just the short couple of years that I have had them. I kind of enjoy the subtle reflections they give off in the right light. I'd leave yours alone if it were me.

[Nanuq]

What??? A perfect opportunity to tear apart my watch and you want me to leave it alone???

Y'know Ephry, there's a verrrrrrrrrrrrrry tasty little 9411 Snowflake for sale right now. With a BRAND NEW Ziggified movement. What's the old saying? "A thing of beauty is a joy forever"? Think of the joy, the unmitigated GLEE that thing would bring you!

In fact I outright guarantee heart palpitations and breathless joy when you unwrap it. When you hold it to your ear and hear its gentle ticking it will be just like your first kiss with Rebecca Jean Farnsworth under the stairs at school.

Yeah you thought I didn't know about that. See?? I know what you like. This watch has your name all over it.

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[modelizer]

[redwatch]

I just realized that yesterday was National "Talk like a Pirate Day"! Can't believe I missed it! Aaarrgghhhh..... Missed me chance to act like a scallywag and heave ho a bottle of rum!

[cjjoyce1]

I just realized that yesterday was National "Talk like a Pirate Day"! Can't believe I missed it! Aaarrgghhhh..... Missed me chance to act like a scallywag and heave ho a bottle of rum!

You can be a scalawag anytime http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-pirate

[vlydog]

sorry for the lack of proper terminology when it comes to the hand but...

the metal that makes up the diamond surrounding the lume near the tip of the second hand seems a wee bit wider than Red's second hand.

[Nanuq]

There we go! Right there.... see that boys? REAL constructive criticism!

("metal is too wide" my ass, where's the damn BAN button for Vlydog!)

Just kidding!

[vlydog]

pirate ship

[ubiquitous]

Mmmmm... Loves me some buxom beauties...

[Nanuq]

Garrrr me hearties, hoist the Snowflakes and man the lines! Arrrrrrrrrrrr!

[Ephry73]

What??? A perfect opportunity to tear apart my watch and you want me to leave it alone???

Y'know Ephry, there's a verrrrrrrrrrrrrry tasty little 9411 Snowflake for sale right now. With a BRAND NEW Ziggified movement. What's the old saying? "A thing of beauty is a joy forever"? Think of the joy, the unmitigated GLEE that thing would bring you!

In fact I outright guarantee heart palpitations and breathless joy when you unwrap it. When you hold it to your ear and hear its gentle ticking it will be just like your first kiss with Rebecca Jean Farnsworth under the stairs at school.

Yeah you thought I didn't know about that. See?? I know what you like. This watch has your name all over it.

GUARANTEE DISCLAIMER:

The views and opinions expressed on this site are my own and not paid for by special interests. They may not be used for advertising or product endorsement purposes. Any similarity to persons living or dead is completely coincidental, not to mention very fun and possibly written to embarrass or confuse. You should not attempt to operate motor vehicles while under the influence of this posting. This web page may cause severe cramps and nausea, bloody nose, dizziness, munchies, redundancy, headaches, redundancy, triskaidekaphobia, clinophobia, redundancy, emergence of repressed emotions such as anger at your father for grounding you for a month because you tried to put the neighbor's Chihuahua in a hot dog bun and stick it in the microwave, and tendencies to burst into a rendition of "Surfin Safari" while navigating various wristwatch related sites ... consequently rankling aging hippies who still haven't gotten over the demise of head shops, Jefferson Airplane, and beach movies with the crass misuse of their coming-of-age sacred cows. You should not drink alcohol in excess while viewing this web page(although there are claims that doing so makes it funnier, or at least enhances the embedded pink elephants.) Since my mother reads this site, it is necessary to include the following additional cautions as to possible viewing results: a big new swing of confidence, living large and laughing easy, a generous swelling of pride, making sizeable strides to improve your score, throwing them hard and straight, and not traveling as light as you used to. All images, sounds, quotes and thoughts (expressed or implied) used here are copyright of their respective originators. References in this web page to any specific commercial products, processes, or services by trade name, trademark, manufacturer, or otherwise, does not necessarily constitute or imply its endorsement, recommendation, or favoring, unless otherwise specified. This site features stunts performed by professionals and/or idiots which should not be tried at home by anyone. Read that again. No one. Not even you. You can put your eye out. No animals were harmed in the making of this web page. although several billion electrons were terribly inconvenienced. It is possible that peanuts may have come in contact with this web page. This web page is not latex-friendly, nor fire resistant. Member FDIC, close cover before striking, refrigerate after opening. Severe penalty may be assessed for early withdrawal. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. For external application only, do not apply to genitals. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before expiration date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. For off-road use only. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. Slippery when wet. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Do not write below this line. Watch for falling rock. Sanitized for your protection. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog, you must be present to win. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.

This supersedes all previous notices.

How you know about Rebecca? HAHAHA

Ah, Eh, I have heard of said beauty being offered for less than a song and a hyde. I have neither hyde, nor musical talents HAHA. Man trust me, I wish I could.

E

[Ephry73]

Mmmmm... Loves me some buxom beauties...

Like the song says "everybody needs a buxom bussom for a pillow..."

E

[speedbird100]

All engines ahead full, three degrees down bubble. Dive dive!

[Nanuq]

Davey Jones? Is that you??

[vlydog]

sounds like a bunch o' bull bilge water t' me

[Nanuq]

Avast! Be that the Dread Pirate Vlydog? I hears what I hears an' me hearin' tells me ye arrrrrrrrr the most feared salesman to hoist yer bones across these planks. So get thee over to the Tasty Snowflake Sale thread and pitch that booty into a better man's hands!