English As The Preferred Language For Replica Watch Forums

[gran]

Breaking news

TRC has finaly announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for Replica watch forum communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations with RWG and rolexaward, Bricky and Admin has conceded that English spelling has some room for improvement and accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as Replica-English.

The agreement is as follows :

In the first year, 's' will be used instead of the soft 'c'. German members will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard 'c' will be replaced with 'k'. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewnters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced by 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20 per cent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

TRC will enkorage the removal of double letters, which has always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible use of silent 'e's in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' by 'z', and 'w' by 'v'.

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords konteining 'ou', and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer combinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil enjoy a sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun on TRC vil find it ezi tu undertstand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

[retep]

You silly boy

[KB]

Hey retep I have seen the same thing done from English to Dutch

Ken

[Corgi]

lol !