jonthebhoy Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress Party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate. The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received another parcel. Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part. The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden let to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your [censored] and go as a toffee apple JTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retep Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin_M Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchlover321 Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your [censored] and go as a toffee apple JTB Ouccchhhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highflyingclive Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 It is wicked to mock the afflicted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted October 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 It is wicked to mock the afflicted. ..........or...........an affliction to mock the wicked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchlover321 Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 Ahahaha nice play on work man!! you're on the money too ..........or...........an affliction to mock the wicked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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