Fancy Dress Party

[jonthebhoy]

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress

Party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg

so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few

days later he receives a parcel with a note:

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted

handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you

will be just right as a Pirate.

The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability,

so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received

another parcel.

Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit.

The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you

will really look the part.

The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from

emphasizing his wooden let to drawing attention to his bald head. So he

writes a really rude letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a

very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter:

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of

Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your [censored]

and go as a toffee apple

JTB

[retep]

very funny

[Penguin_M]

[watchlover321]

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of

Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your [censored]

and go as a toffee apple

JTB

Ouccchhhhhhhh

[Highflyingclive]

It is wicked to mock the afflicted.

[jonthebhoy]

It is wicked to mock the afflicted.

..........or...........an affliction to mock the wicked!

[watchlover321]

Ahahaha nice play on work man!! you're on the money too

..........or...........an affliction to mock the wicked!