hambone Posted March 31, 2013 Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 UPI....BEIJING.....APRIL1, 2013 4:30 AM PCT In a predawn attack today, the Democratic North Korean Government fired a volley of 1 ton kilo rockets at the factories and dealers that manufacture and sell Replica Watches. The Dictator and Beloved Leader Kim Il Jun announced during his regimen of daily plutonium enemas that the sttrike was commenced to "Deprive the American Imperialist Dogs their ability to buy and collect high end low cost watches, They all belong to me" In a fit of excitment Kim then urinated on himself and departed saying he had to go and "whack Off to Miss April" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kbh Posted March 31, 2013 Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 LOL. Most of the high quality counterfeit dollars circulating in the world come from North Korea. He probably pays for his fake watch purchases with fake US dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Posted March 31, 2013 Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 Kim was educated in Switzerland remember.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraggle42 Posted March 31, 2013 Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 Kim was educated in Switzerland remember..Does that mean most of him is exchangeable with cheap Asian parts? Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteM Posted March 31, 2013 Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 Just like his Dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panerai153 Posted March 31, 2013 Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 Unfortunately, one of these days while in the throes of a micro orgasm little kim is going to thrash around and hit the Red button by mistake. He will get his wish, then it will be too late to say and after the dust clears from Little kim will be riding around on this instead of his Mercedes limo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
By-Tor Posted March 31, 2013 Report Share Posted March 31, 2013 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteM Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hambone Posted April 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Kim's launch codes are set in this game of Pong. Says Kim, "Oooh we brow you up velly velly good" * * with apologies to Koreans.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchguyoh Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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