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"Watch" joke

Billy received from his grand father as a high school graduation gift, a beautiful nickle plated revolver.

Upon opening the gift, he ran down the block to his friend Tommy's house; "Tommy look what I got for graduation"! Billy said.

"Hey that's great" Said Tommy. "All I got was these two Rolex watches." (Red Subs)

"Wow" Said Billy, as he stared at the watches.

"I know" Said Tommy, "I'll trade you one of the watches for your revolver".

"Really" said Billy

Upon his arrival home, Billy ran to show his grandfather the trade he had made for the watch. His grandfather looked at the watch and yell; "Stupid, what did you do....Sit down here and let me tell you a story". Billy sat down.

"One day you're going to inherit the family cement business.....You are going to wake up, kiss your wife good by and drive an hour to the job site....It's going to start raining...you can't pour cement in the rain...so you get back in the truck and drive an hour back home...you get home, get out of the truck, go into the house, go up stairs to your bedroom, and you find your wife in bed with another man....what are you going to do then, point to your watch and say;'Times up!' ".

Have a great week..... :p

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Wow! All is not harmonious in the Looney bin. Talk of watches and sucking.

Cleanse the Bin. Cleanse the Bin. Cleanse the Bin. :huh::victory::rolleyes:

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@JF

Is it hard work dating models?

I have no idea but she looks like a lot of enjoyment hope you are enjoying

Happy Days

Gunnar :)

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That's somewhere along the Seine in the center of Paris.

The birds looks in pretty good shape...

If you analyse the negative space between the pigeons and the background, it reveals the message: 'Bres3000 Forever'

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