Victoria Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Trying to blow the cobwebs of RWG today. Here are some observations of MY OWN about what men should know about the world's most mysterious creature: a Woman. - Women don't cry because they're weak. Try shoving a watermelon out of your nose. Giving birth is not for sissies. - Women are scared of mice and spiders because they come out of no where, and are small & ugly. They remind them of their ex-boyfriends. - FACT: There is no such thing as a fat woman. - Women don't necessarily want to be told the truth. They just want to suspect it. It makes time go by quicker. - Women don't dress for men, they dress for other women. - FACT: Women don't care about the size of a man's weiner, what kind of car he has, and how much money he has in his wallet. Getting rid of their husband's childhood friends is much more important. - If a man can utter this phrase without cracking up: "I've never looked at another woman after I met you", he has a woman's loyalty for life. - Women want to be looked at, and admired, sometimes even told their body is beautiful. But the moment you get specific, they'll turn on you like Rottweilers. - This is funny. - This is not. And finally. - The worst enemy of a woman is not a man, it's usually another woman. So you're all right there. Have another beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 - FACT: Women don't care about the size of a man's weiner, what kind of car he has, and how much money he has in his wallet. Getting rid of their husband's childhood friends is much more important. - The worst enemy of a woman is not a man, it's usually another woman. So you're all right there. Have another beer. Do you care what watch we wear and thanks i will, infact i still have anther 3 in the fridge, while you are passing it with my snack will you bring me one, ta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted March 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Do you care what watch we wear and thanks i will, infact i still have anther 3 in the fridge, while you are passing it with my snack will you bring me one, ta FACT: Women love maids. FACT: Men love certain maids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 FACT: Women love maids. FACT: Men love certain maids. And Au pairs, do you have a white blouse? Btw, her wrists dont look like yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted March 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 And Au pairs, do you have a white blouse? Can't believe you mentioned my pairs after I told you not to be specific!!11!! FACT: Men listen, they just don't pay attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 No i am talking about the Swedish blond people, you know tha ones that have equaly blond female freinds who are VERY freindly, i have seen loads of films about them! i dont think your "pairs" compare? PS be easy on the zings i only just got rid of the funny lable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted March 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 No i am talking about the Swedish blond people, you know tha ones that have equaly blond female freinds who are VERY freindly, i have seen loads of films about them! Good times. i dont think your "pairs" compare? Check my personal profile in two weeks. Mwahaha. PS be easy on the zings i only just got rid of the funny lable! ZING!! FACT: Women don't listen, but they do pay attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Is that film any good, hey is that weird asking a woman if a porn film is good or not?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Bugger now i am funny again, comon people i am not funny i and really serious here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted March 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Is that film any good, hey is that weird asking a woman if a porn film is good or not?????? I watched this infamous Swedish porno piccie after reading that Jacqueline Kennedy was photographed coming out of a Village cinema, in the 70s, after having seen it. I'm serious! http://reassurance.blogspot.com/2006/04/ti...ll-curious.html P.S.: It was okay. Bit tame by today's standards. Just stay away from Canadian Beaver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 I watched this infamous Swedish porno piccie after reading that Jacqueline Kennedy was photographed coming out of a Village cinema, in the 70s, after having seen it. I'm serious! http://reassurance.blogspot.com/2006/04/ti...ll-curious.html P.S.: It was okay. Bit tame by today's standards. Just stay away from Canadian Beaver. I'm just disappointed that it's only a 15 certificate Belladonna makes some of the best porn. She's no sissy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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