Sunday Morning Sex

[FxrAndy]

Sunday Morning Sex

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie

went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old

grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He

had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old

having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced

age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells

would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and

even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if

the ice cream truck hadn't come along.'

[Toadtorrent]

Hah hah...funny.

I had a friend who thought that her parents were so concerned for her spiritual health because every Sunday she was sent to church with her grandparents, only to find out years later, that was when it was time for her parents to have sex.

[cornerstone]

I had a friend who thought that her parents were so concerned for her spiritual health because every Sunday she was sent to church with her grandparents, only to find out years later, that was when it was time for her parents to have sex.

Aww shit. I've just realised why when I played for the school team every Saturday my parents never once showed up to watch

Is there a psychiatrist in the house?

[musicale]

Be grateful. Without your parents having sex, you wouldn't have been born.