FxrAndy Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Sunday Morning Sex I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling... Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.' Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.' She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadtorrent Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Hah hah...funny. I had a friend who thought that her parents were so concerned for her spiritual health because every Sunday she was sent to church with her grandparents, only to find out years later, that was when it was time for her parents to have sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 I had a friend who thought that her parents were so concerned for her spiritual health because every Sunday she was sent to church with her grandparents, only to find out years later, that was when it was time for her parents to have sex. Aww shit. I've just realised why when I played for the school team every Saturday my parents never once showed up to watch Is there a psychiatrist in the house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicale Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Be grateful. Without your parents having sex, you wouldn't have been born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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