One for the Aussies.

[Johnkaz]

A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,

and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey

The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,

yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of

her butt.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew

out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody

Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen

somebody do it.'

Cheers

Johnkaz.

[offshore]

Works every time!

[KB]

Pub?........Adelaide??.....This is the city of churches you're talking about you realise.

Works better if you put it in Sydney.........It's why Cornerstone is a pisspot.

Ken

[cornerstone]

I take objection to Kenberg's suggestion that I go around rimming strange women without so much as even buying them a drink.

My breath may not be minty fresh, I'll concede, but I am irrefutably polite about it.

[offshore]

Agreed!

But one drink..................................and you're in anyones a**!

Offshore