lanikai Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 How many "Yo Mama" lines are out there ?? I'll start... Yo mama's so dumb that she was sitting in the kitchen staring at a can of orange juice all mornin cause it said "Contentrate" on the back of the can...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmurphy926 Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Yo mam=a so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through! Yo mama so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Yo mamma's so dumb, she took you on a trip to Disney World, she saw a sign that said "Disney World Left"........... So she went home. Yo mamma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo mamma's so fat her blood type is Ragu. Yo mamma's so fat when her beeper went off everybody said "watch out she's backing up". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir-Lancelot Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Yo momma so fat she put mayonnaise on aspirin Yo Momma so fat she can sell shade Yo Momma so fat she uses diet soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nanuq Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Yo mama's so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Heres a few classics yo mama is so fat she put on a black and yellow rain coat people started yelling taxi taxi!!! yo mama so hairy she got afros on her nipples!! Yo Mama So Stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir-Lancelot Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Yo momma so fat I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas Yo momma so fat she sweats Crisco Yo momma so fat she got stretch marks on her teeth Yo momma so fat a cop saw her he told her "hey you two break it up" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmurphy926 Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Yo momma so fat she sweats Crisco ...and when she cut her leg, gravy ran out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheaton26 Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 yo mama's so fat, she bun-gee jumped and went straight to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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