KB Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 * SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. * TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. * SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and Then leaves. * SALMON DAY.. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get Screwed and die. * AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. * PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it To work again. * OH - NO SECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just Made a BIG mistake (e.g. You've hit 'reply all'). * GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. * JOHNNY-NO-STARS. A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who Works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges Displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show Their level of training. * MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, I.e. Extremely impressive when viewed from The outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing. * MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the Toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so The pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. * MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your Bed instead. * BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise At 3:00am . * BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze Cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how You got here, and where you've come from. * BREAKING THE SEAL. Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After Breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be Required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. * TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women. * TRAMP STAMP Tattoo on a female * PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's Got 4 buttocks Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spooky driver Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Quality i love it * JOHNNY-NO-STARS * BREAKING THE SEAL. * TRAMP STAMP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codammanus-2014 Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 * JOHNNY-NO-STARS * BEER COAT. That was my biggest laugh of the day Ken, congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 * OH - NO SECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just Made a BIG mistake (e.g. You've hit 'reply all'). * UM-FRIEND. Partner of the same sex. "She's my ... um, friend" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronoluvvv Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 there's always a little truth in every joke but this one is PACKED ! good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakemaster Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Tramp Stamp is old. I made up a new one. Palimate It's a Palin groupie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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