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Nanuq during his free time....


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he was going hunting with a Republican, that explains the bear suit.

Hahhahahahaha............hahahahahahaha :p:Jumpy::thumbsupsmileyanim:

Can't any of you idiots tell? Of course it's the guy on the left. :lol:

Who you callin' an idiot........ :( ......but seriously.......admin......wheres my Royal Oak? Im waiting......

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Who you callin' an idiot........ :( ......but seriously.......admin......wheres my Royal Oak? Im waiting......

What can I get cha?

How about a picture of the Royal Oak Grande Complication? Retails at 340,000 euro, how about I'll be generous and give you a 50% discount? That'll be 170,000 euros please. :p

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So, I get fed up with the fast-paced entertainment world, and I move up to the Great White North :cold:. I get a little cabin, plenty of supplies, and chill out with a box of good books.

Six months go by, and I'm feeling pretty relaxed. The Big City stress has left me, and I'm really enjoying gettin' back to nature. But it's getting a bit lonely... You see, the cabin is on 300 acres of land, and the nearest town is hours away.

One day, there's a knock on the door. I open it up, and there's Nanuq!

"Hey", he says. "I'm your neighbour, Nanuq."

"Nice to meet you Nanuq", I reply.

"Havin' a party. :gathering: Wonderin' if you want to come", says Nanuq.

"Sounds great", I say. After six months of isolation, I could use a little entertainment, I think to myself. Plus, he seems like a nice enough guy, probably has nice friends.

"Gotta warn ya", he says, "Gonna be some drinkin'..." :drunk:

"Fine by me", I say, "I'm Canadian, man, I can drink with the best of 'em!"

"Probably should warn ya...", he says, "Might be some fightin' too..." :black_eye:

"Well, I usually get along with everyone, but if there's a problem, I can hold my own", I tell him.

"Oughtta tell ya", he says, "Probably be some wild sex..." :crazy:

"Now you're talking! After six months out here on my own, I could use a little action!", I say, "What should I wear?"

"Don't much matter", he says, "Just gonna be the two of us..."

:help:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :Jumpy:

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