offshore Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 This came in to my wifes "girls" forum today------- The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo Clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed Three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its Throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then Tripped over the coffee table and farted. Made me smile anyway! Offshore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikellem Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 Offshore, That is histeracle... Thanks for sharing.. MM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 and then Tripped over the coffee table and farted And he's got bloody good hearing too. Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolfire Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 goodness gracious me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoTone Posted December 21, 2008 Report Share Posted December 21, 2008 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubiquitous Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 And he's got bloody good hearing too. Ken That depends. Afterall, it could have been one of those big ass-ripper farts with enough seismic output to register on a richter scale? Always possible... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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