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New watch 'tells the future'.


Limestone

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lol they sound so desperate with who may want to wear this watch. politicians? pshh they rarely see into the past mistakes, let alone see whats coming

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This is from the top secret business report of the future telling watch company:

"Our head of research and development Mr. Milton K., former road worker and plumber, has been working on a new moonphase module for the ETA 2824-2 movement unsuccessfully in the past four and a half years. In order to limit the vast costs of development for this new module we have decided to take the non-working masterpiece of Mr. Milton K. and cross it with a power reserve complication from Dubois-D

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If you read the explanation on their website it does not mention anything about a "future telling" function, it explains this as telling when some Indian reflection time is every day. The brand appears to have stores mostly in India and surrounding that area, so I suppose it makes sense.

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TOP SECRET :ph34r: TOP SECRET :ph34r: TOP SECRET :ph34r: TOP SECRET :ph34r: TOP SECRET :ph34r: TOP SECRET :ph34r: TOP SECRET

This is from the top secret business report of the future telling watch company:

"Our head of research and development Mr. Milton K., former road worker and plumber, has been working on a new moonphase module for the ETA 2824-2 movement unsuccessfully in the past four and a half years. In order to limit the vast costs of development for this new module we have decided to take the non-working masterpiece of Mr. Milton K. and cross it with a power reserve complication from Dubois-D

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Anyone notice that they are making 500 for women and only 150 for men......does this tell you something :D

I'm guessing there's a little heat sensor running from the bedpan to the base of the watch....yep it's a 1,500 GBP mood ring :blink:

Ken

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