gioarmani Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 (edited) A lady walks into a jewelery store, and browsing around for a bit, spots a beautiful diamond-covered Rolex Masterpiece and walks over to inspect it. As she's feeling the cut of the stones between her fingers, she inadvertently breaks wind. Quite embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes--there's the salesman, standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. Is there anything I can help you with at the moment?" Uncomfortably (but praying that the salesman just didn't notice) she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely watch?" Calmly he answers, "Quite frankly madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to shhit yourself when I tell you the price." Edited April 25, 2009 by gioarmani Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterOfPuppets Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 LOL! Sometimes u just gotta let one go!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Determine Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 LMAO!! :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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