Guest TTK Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 It's ok to bugger the bejsus out of young altar boys all week long......but woe betide you wear a Rolex to Sunday service......eh....sheeple.....! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sssurfer Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 I don't understand why you all are making such a hubbub... after all, noone was wearing a Rolex in that church, just reps. It may also be that the man with the blue Sub got upset because he believed the asking by Bigshooter's friend - and Bigshooter's reply - referred to his wife's [censored], rather than his watch. As for me, I found a simple and elegant solution: I never enter any church. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relaxman Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 As for me, I found a simple and elegant solution: I never enter any church Amen brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stac Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 I wonder what the guy said to his wife? "honey...don't turn around...the rep anti-christ is behind us...let's get out of here!" Religion is a touchy subject. Some aspects of it turn my stomach. When you have an [censored] like that Benny Hinn conning people...some poor , to send his racket money and see him wearing a gold DayDate makes me really wonder if the world needs and enima. I hope I didnt offend anyone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narikaa Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 makes me really wonder if the world needs and enima. Where geographically d'ya reckon it needs inserting? . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubiquitous Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 As a broker, I spot reps quite a lot where I work, and live... however I see these guys like brothers, and never break their cover to the outside world.. or even let them know, that I know... Nothing more embarrassing.. I do at times, for friends, when asked, guide them to a better class of reps ... So the question is.... Are we, our own worst enemies ? Pfffffffffft! I ALWAYS out people! I jump up and down, pointing and yelling 'SEE?!?! SEE!?!?! THAT'S A FAKE! MINE IS SO MUCH NICER!!' Regardless if it's real or not. lols. Just kidding, folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonystyle Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Never enter "any" church?? Take a look, it would be hard not to call this a church. Hmmm, technically you would have to have 2 or more gathered, the photographer is one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasigi Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 *spots religion thread* *backs out* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relaxman Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 *spots religion thread* *backs out* LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubiquitous Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 That's the same training we get for bears in the backwoods. Q: How fast do you have to run, to get away from a charging bear/Christian? A: You don't have to outrun the bear/Christian, just your hiking partner. Bwahahahaha!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk45ca Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 That's the same training we get for bears in the backwoods. Q: How fast do you have to run, to get away from a charging bear/Christian? A: You don't have to outrun the bear/Christian, just your hiking partner.that's damn funny! / true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tag Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 I don't think church is the appropriate place to wear a Rolex (real or fake).. just seems a bit hypocritical, what with all the stuff in the Bible about "sell all your stuff and follow Me" and the rich man and the eye of the needle. Also, I would think passing the collection plate while wearing a Rolex would (or should) inspire guilt, not to mention whispers behind your back. Oh.. that's right, people don't talk behind each other's back in church, that wouldn't be right. I don't think it is hypocritical to wear a Rolex at church... I think it definitely is if you own one and take it off before going to church !!! If you do want to follow what Jesus said, don't just sell your Rolex but also your Seiko, your car, your house. And don't even think of coming to this forum. You wont be interested in it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tag Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 Never enter "any" church?? Take a look, it would be hard not to call this a church. I like this thinking !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabom Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 As for me, I found a simple and elegant solution: I never enter any church Adam said to me "I hate church-goers, they're full of gossipers, hypocrites and liars. Find me a church with decent people and I might consider attending". I said to him: "I know of a church like that. They have a perfect standard: if you lie, you are excommunicated. If you even utter one bad word you are cast out. Each member has a mentor who constantly monitors whether they are properly treating family members without losing their temper and with Christ-like patience". Adam said "bloody crap! Who can follow that standard?" I replied "Nobody - that's why today's churches are open to normal, imperfect people like you and me". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bres3000 Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 As for me, I found a simple and elegant solution: I never enter any church. Close enough for me...... although, I really relate to the Guy Who Wore the Diaper: "I like your Christ, I do not like your christians, They are so unlike your Christ." ... Gandhi In the mean time, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk45ca Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Close enough for me...... although, I really relate to the Guy Who Wore the Diaper: "I like your Christ, I do not like your christians, They are so unlike your Christ." ... Gandhi In the mean time, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. can i get a amen out of this crowd?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.