With Summer approaching* (disclaimer, not summer for half of planet) it is time for a Nanuq StyleTM EXTREME WATCH TEST.
Tests to be conducted include:
RAGING TRIAL BY FIRE (Technically trial by pizza oven)
TRIAL BY LAND ROVER
AND MORE...
All we need now is a watch that is up to the task.
I've had them all, Polexes, Pamerais, Omegles and Bratlings, few would have been up to this task. Straight from Guangzhou or some such place I bring you, a watch as strong as a tree, because it kind of is a tree....
BEHOLD THE 100% SPLINTER FREE: THE 2014 LOGJUST
TEST 1: HERE WE GO, THE EASY STUFF
First up, trial by fire.
The results are in....
TEST 2: TRIAL BY LAND ROVER
The remnants of the watch were driven over by a Land Rover, let's see how they do.
Close up:
That's a little inconclusive.
(Scientific note: it is possible that the watch sample at this point may have been contaminated by surrounding material).
TEST 3: DEEP WATER SCUBA TEST SIMULATION
Starting depth, six inches.
TEST 4: DOG ATTACK
CONCLUSION:
I would have liked to have conducted further tests with this watch to evaluate its suitability for extreme scenarios such as desk diving, watching TV, drinking, and fist waving at drivers. Not recommended for professional bakers IMHO.