Pugwash

Oh my god! Should I be scared? Not me! I reached for Photoshop.

I think you'll find that it's at 2m05 (he's a tall bloke) when it hits the floor that it breaks, but I don't want to be the one that answers every one of these. In fact, I'm going to drop out of teasing Brian and let the rest of you have a go.

Does a swimming pool count as an object?

It was the insolence comment that made me.

And how! I'm trying to see why it's not 14 hours. Ah, because it's a wind up clock implying it'll go off every 12 hours. He'll get 2 hours sleep, the idiot.

No camera at work, so I'm wearing this: on this strap:

Is there any need for a sweary filter? I mean we allow ######, but we're not allowed to say it? If instead of saying c***, I were to show a picture ( ) would that be better? I don't think may readers could give a ###### about the swearing, but when it gets in the way of discussions about p*** or a c***, or even my p***y, it gets a little invasive. Oh, and it's not very good, as cocks are allowed but c*** isn't. ###### s*** c*** ######!

In honour of their arrival, I did go out and get a KFC to compare. The KFC tasted better, and smelled more. The Cockstraps had no real chicken smell. My cats (######, missed a perfectly good p***y joke there) showed no interest in the cockstraps, but were very interested in the KFC.

Looks like the watches are pasted on, to be honest. If they're not, I'll be very surprised. I could easily shop in watches on models, and it'd be cheaper than hiring a model.

Watch this. I'm going to pre-empt hk45ca ... Have you asked her if she can get you this other bracelet? hk45ca, how did I do?

Two Hours. Explain? Because it does.

I know. What can we do, though?

Apart from the last pic. That's one of the finest Sub pics I've ever taken. Oh, in case no-one's noticed in my sig, but I've got a gallery page up and running finally. It's at http://pugwash.cat5.org/

Nice Hijack! I've been looking and I've not found any apart from the "Out of stock" ones on Silix Watch. If you find any, let me know. Although, if you do find one, you have to wear it with a crappy 16mm or 18mm NATO just like James Bond. If it looks like it's the right size strap, it's wrong. I presume this was a prop error, but ...

From a pear tree?

I believe BigNasty was saying that the fancy arrow lever bit is only for show. The regulator still regulates though.

Seeing as ETA in Switzerland hasn't 'fixed' it yet, I doubt the replica makers will even consider it. All 7750s/7753s, Swiss or Asian, have huge rotor wobble. It's part of their charm, watching them dance on your wrist. It'll not get fixed as it's not broken.

I own one Panerai and 3 Rolexes. Very soon, this is accidentally going to be 4 Rolexes and 4 Panerais. I suppose this means I need a Daytona, right? Oh, and of course a Link and Navitimer, like BigTor here.

Here's the easy explanation: No matter how much you take out of either jug, you can't have more of one liquid in either jug than another. If you have a 75/25 mix, you have to have a 25/75 mix in the other jug. You only have a fixed identical amount of each liquid. And yes, it's all about the Cockstrap

I'd like to apologise for the unworked photos, but I really couldn't find the motivation to photoshop 15 instructional pictures.

Several people have asked how to install a NATO strap. Here's my how-to for those still struggling: http://pugwash.cat5.org/articles/nato/

Or "My c_ck feels weird. Here, stroke it". See? You need one of these straps just for the comedic potential.

Rather than saying "Depends on the size of the cup", I'm going to answer ... A cup is a decilitre. So, you get 90cl of Sangria left and 100cl/10cl of milk. Assuming these can be emulsified, and this isn't a trick question, you then take 10cl of Mangria (Silk was already taken) which is 10/11 Milk and add it to the Sangria, giving you 90.909cl Sangria in the starting jug and ... it's the same. In fact, it has to be the same. You're swapping a set amount from each jug

MB is best for EU people. It's based in the UK and accepts pretty much all the EU banks directly.