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cornerstone

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  1. On 5/19/2021 at 3:50 AM, tyrantblade said:

    I would have only bought 1, but when you are working 240 hours in a month, you gotta treat yourself, right?

     

    I'm right now trying to buy a different dial version of a microbrand watch I already own so....yeah!  :yeah:

     

    Hope to see pics of these when they arrive.

     

     

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    Things I've learned about RWG over the past 15 years based on my scientific analysis, all of these correlate:

     

     

    - RWG promotes weight gain

     

    - RWG isn't great for hair colour

     

    - RWG prefers a slightly balder look

     

    - Ditto higher blood pressure

     

    - Does Miss Understood look a little hotter as time goes on?

     

    - Strangely, some of the dumb shit impulse buys from years ago managed to appreciate in value (which is why I'm getting in early on the ground floor of replica Elizabethan cod pieces.  Strongly recommend Crazy Trusty Cod Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Mary)

     

     

    When is the party? 

     

     

     

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  3. 5 hours ago, bhduck said:

     

    I just had to google Doxa 300T. The orange one would be spot on for a beach weekend when I want to eat ice cream on the promenade but I’d have to swap it out when done.
     

     

    For the record I love that watch, I was just winding up Nanuq....who is famously delicate.  Think of him as the Alaskan Niles out of Frasier, but with a bit more ballet in him.  I've never been to Alaska, but it's the vibe I get - all pinky fingers in the air when wrestling bears.*

     

    Sinn U1 - got one, yes.  👌   A rep obviously, so I'd probably drown at 2m, but I'd be thinking of a VERY stern email to Trusty in my final moments.

     

    Breitling Navtimer for selling the idea of having a slide rule on your watch and that owners might also have the ambition to get laid.

     

    Octopussy Seiko Digital Quarz for Blofeld.  (1) Get to say Octopussy a lot (2) Very accurate until the battery dies (3) See Breitling Navtimer for sex appeal.

     

    Patek Philippe ref 1518 Moonphase - well worth the millions when a sky isn't easily available to you and you're in a hurry.

     

    Dress as a lady on weekends watch?  I think the theory is good that it would probably over-compensate, something super masculine?  I'd nominate the Omega Railmaster XXL for being so gigantic that a shop assistant once helped me out thinking I was visually impaired and it was some kind of disabled watch.

     

     

     

     

     

    🤦‍♂️ *Remembering that the scripts of Frasier are literally a written compendium of 15,000 come backs. RIP.

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  4. The categories seem a bit limiting for day-to-day living though?  Just some off the top of my head that seem quite popular:

     

    - Diving under an offshore oil rig but you don't want your dive buddy to get the wrong idea, you like him, but you're not dressing to impress him watch

     

    - Co-piloting a bomber and you want to calculate fuel consumption and all the electronic equipment has failed, and nobody has a calculator or phone, and you're also the only person since the 1950s that can remember how a slide rule works watch.

     

    - Timing how long it takes Blofeld to explain how he's going to kill you and escape watch

     

    - Goddamit, this is an emergency, can a single person in this room tell me the current phase of the moon NOW watch

     

    - The 'I dress like a lady on weekends' watch (Doxa Sub 300T, obviously)

     

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