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I love it !!! Would match my F 16 great hahahahahahahhahahaha

Jesus a dial that is not worth 67k haha

Wear one and get one in your bag shouldnt cause a problem one watch is no problem it is not even illegal but 2 They can charge you for selling it but i Would Think you should be very unlucky for that to happen

Damn beautiful let me know if you ever wanna part with it

Good Reading !

Damn am i the only one who gets it?

So my colleagues left me this at my bed at the base today those [censored] Q: How do you know your Alaskan? A: You know which leaves make good toilet paper! Q: Why couldn't the Anchorage school district buy enough buses for children? A: Because they had to buy the Zambonis first! Q: How do Alaskans get a great upper body workout? A: By shoveling their driveways! Q: Why is Sarah Palin not a hockey mom? A: Because she did a poor job telling her daughters about "keeping players out of the crease!" Q: Why should Alaskan's be excited about Russia holding the 2018 World Cup? A: Because if you have eyes like Sarah Palin you can watch the games from home! Q: How do you know if Sarah Palin is having marriage troubles? A: She sends her husband hunting with [censored] Cheney! Q: What is the Alaskan Inuits ancient approximation for the mathematical term "pi"? A: Eskimo Pi! Q: What happened to the 5 year old boy who won a moose calling contest at the Alaska Zoo in Anchorage? A: He was shot to death by Sarah Palin! Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Alaska? A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. Q: If you have a car containing an Eskimo, Levi Johnston, and Todd Palin, who is driving the car? A: The cop. Q: What is the definition of safe sex up in Alaska? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick. Q: How do you casterate an Alaskan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth Q: Why do Alaskans have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First! Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through Alaska? A. A vice presidential nomination. Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned in Alaska? A: They cause too much brain damage! Q: What should you do if you find three Alaskans buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement. Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Alaska? A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away. Q. How did the Alaskan die from drinking milk? A. The cow fell on him! Q: What is the definition of a Alaskan virgin? A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers .. Q: What do you call an Alaskan in a BCS bowl game? A: A referee. Q: How many Alaskans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man ! Q: What are the best four years of an Alaskans life? A: Third grade Q: What does an Alaskan native and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They’re both empty from the neck up. Q. How do they separate the men from the boys in Alaska? A. With a restraining order. Q. What's the first thing an Alaskan girl does when she wakes up in the morning? A. Walks home. Q: What do you call an University of Alaska football player with a championship ring? A: A thief! Q: What did the Alaskan female say after sex? A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes! Q: What is the difference between a bucket of [censored] and a Alaska native? A: The bucket.

Haha yeah or on second thought no it was because first time we hit the Sack she made me a grilled steak sandwich and i was like im gonna marry this girl hahahaha

I meet my wife for the first time while i was Drunk haha

Yeah showed it to my major today he even Said i get way to Much money was hard not to laugh

Thanks sputim thanks again for that great deal on the milgauss Hahahaha i might just try the rubber Ball first Mike haha I like your idea i really do but i Would need a guy to do that Any suggestions

Thanks ! Hmm Then i just might keep it haha Thanks mate !

Sounds like a plan Until Then

Couldnt help myself

Nanuq you better wear that one if i ever hit Alaska again i Would steal it and run away in to the Wild and Then get eaten by a Bear haha

Hahahaha Hahahaha [censored] i should put it in the sales section for parts Then you broke my heart bigdav13

Here i might go complete newbie but have no idea on how to open it haha i

I hobe its a gen hahahaha Hahahaha Guess i might as just write that off the list Then haha Thanks !

Just bought it and hoped it Would be something since yeah you know 10 bucks haha i would never know if i didnt bought it haha

Haha thanks mate Guess its going to be tossed out Then

Ps about the cyclops i can see myself it aint 2.5zoom and the dust is just outside of the crystal

Hey guys i just went to a garage sale across the street and bought this for around 10 dollars how good a rep is it need you watch/ rolex Experts to chim in Now to the pictures Thanks for the help my friends Best regards Simon

Haha i wish i could but Mike but from Denmark to new Jersey is a long trip might just have to take the F 16 instead haha if that Would be possible you Can start the coffee when i take off haha Thanks im also super happy wife have me though since she is afraid of flying haha

Just wanted to show you guys my new baby

Haha alot my friend all the way up and down on both legs and two arms haha