Craytonic

Can't we all just get along?*

* we probably could if not for one person...

So many people have left because of one person who contributes nothing and only causes trouble. I do not understand why the admin there doesn't see the bad fruit and prune it, but only prunes the good fruit. I must be missing something.

what happend?

they were two separate posts replying to two separate posts and the board stuck them together - too bad.

What is wrong with the pigs over there? Do they not feed them corn and peanuts?

So which one of you swallows?

I almost spit out my fresca.

Ah, I get it now. It's a grown up thing.

Husband and wife.

A moonlit Saturday night.

A hot tub.

....And TT's 'special' outfit:

I have never had british bacon in my life! I prefer a good virginia ham.

I was always told you should bathe pigs in buttermilk. I actually think it was in charolette's web. I never understood that whole concept - but I also don't like bacon.

The bottom line is the hot tub would be completely inappropriate.

By the way, it's pigeons

The horror! Drugs, alcohol, and microsoft spell check have ruined my life. If there is not a little red squiggly line under it my mind doesn't even look back.

Oh this sort of goose.

I prefer pigeons in my hot tub. The kind that hang out in market squares. not Geese.

That reference may not quite come through...

You have a goose? It fits in your mouth?

Geese are mean!

One bit me when I was a child. I try to give it bread but it wanted my finger instead.

I went back to do the same, but now there's no quote button!

the quote quota ran out!

[censored] horse

ooooo now I can quote it!!!

[censored] horse

Its alive!!!!!

Are you insinuating the Clive's wife doesn't bathe?

I am not sure that is what chaucer was getting it at. Perhaps the parson's tale would be better. Neither really has anything to do with clive; I just saw the book for sale today was reminded.

shhit yeah, it is really [censored]-ing smart!

Wait a minute here....

Looks like a real [censored]-up in the censoring system....

TT did say the 'C' word in his post!

You can still see it up there....

I am guessing mods get a pass... The censor knows they can turn him of and he lives in fear. Or maybe I should say her. Don't want to be sexist.

No, the guy in question was not Clive.

<_<But I know what you mean....

Speaking of clive, perhaps we should tell the tale of the wife of bath?

the program read your mind - it knew TT wanted to tell the story of lady godiva and you wanted to post it because it says [censored].

Why is this important to you?

I just noticed that it didn't say censored when a mod said [censored] and wanted to make sure my theory was true. Guess it is!

Of course maybe the censor software understand you and TT were using it in a different context... amazing program!

too personal?

There was a desert in the tale of lady godiva? I would much more expert a dessert.

Ok I just have to ask.... what sort of horse did she ride?

Uh-huh.....

I recognize him! he drove the van!

Are you Phoband?

No i'm just part of his crew that travels with him. Tune the guitar, take the ladies in and out, find a "white nose candy" vendor for him at each venue...

Ok not really my car; but it always makes me laugh.