ChipSlap

I prefer "Lanuq" Nice and simple, like Rolex.

Brazil

Comrades

2 quick and dirty wristies with my iphone:

I bought a used Hamilton Khaki X-Wind off the Bay a couple of weeks ago. Nice watch, works great and I love it. But, the strap looked like the previous owner sweated a lot (ick!). I ordered a replacement from Steinhart with the brushed satin buckle. http://www.steinhartwatches.de/index.php?id=67&artnr=138&Sel_ID=20&Sel_Cat_ID=1#138 and http://www.steinhartwatches.de/index.php?id=67&artnr=46&Sel_ID=20&Sel_Cat_ID=4#46 It came yesterday and is beautiful, feels great and smells good too. That was no surprise. The kicker was that they also enclosed a Steinhart-branded bar of Swiss chocolate. Mmmm, tasty. Even without the chocolate, I would totally buy from them again.

Horse

Berlin

I love how the case measurements are carried out to 14 decimal places. I think the quantum fluctuations in the electron orbitals are bigger than that.

Face

Yes, I've done it with laboratory acetone. Just be careful to keep it away from the gaskets. Acetone + rubber = 0

Marching

Sit Down!

Parolee

Totally agree. I'd have to be extremely wealthy before I'd buy a new car. And I've gotten some good deals on Hamilton watches. They're not at the high end of the gen spectrum, but they are a great value.

Pearls

My least favorite part of the whole thing is the finger-wagging by members of the media who are very likely banging their own interns. I think Tiger should resist most strongly the pressure to humble himself in the public eye. In my imaginary capacity as life coach to Tiger Woods, here is my prescription for him: 1. Press domestic violence charges against Elin. Where I live (in California) a domestic violence conviction makes it almost impossible to be awarded custody of one's children, and there are many hoops the violator must jump through to become rehabilitated in the eyes of the family court. I'm not a lawyer, and Florida may be different, but this move will give him more leverage than he would otherwise. 2. Divorce. This thing is ruined. Use the extra leverage to give her as little money as possible. 3. Play golf. 4. Avoid Oprah and her ilk at all costs. You're already humiliated, don't make it worse. 5. Once the divorce and custody agreement is finalized, own your new image. This will include, but is not limited to: Wearing a pimp hat; Carrying a walking stick topped with a hectogram-sized diamond; Banging every broad that comes within 5-iron range; Purchasing the Playboy Mansion and intensifying its intended uses; and Seeking new endorsement opportunities with such products as Extenze, Trojans, Bell Helmets, Viagra, Energizer Batteries, Red Bull, etc. 6. Be patient. Win another major and nobody will care anymore...with the exception of a certain childless, impoverished, Swede.

Fries :-)

Roy Bean

I was. I served in the US Army during the first Gulf War.

Stone

Chemistry

Sub-compact

Bud

Oui monsieur.

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