ChipSlap

I humbly submit the Arktos: http://watches.infoniac.com/panerai-luminor-arktos-professional-tool-survival.html

Peter Tosh

Silk Road

the watchers

Colonel Kurtz

I have one of these: http://cgi.ebay.com/SEIKO-AUTOMATIC-DESERT-STORM-AVIATOR-BLACK-WATCH-BAND_W0QQitemZ220568238864QQcmdZViewItemQQptZWristwatches?hash=item335ae43b10 It works well, and has the same movement as the Orange Monster.

Finger

Depot

Sea Monsters

I bought a brown buffalo pilot strap (with rivets) for my Hamilton Khaki X-wind from Steinhart. http://www.steinhartwatches.de/index.php?id=67&Sel_ID=20&Sel_Cat_ID=1 They sell non-riveted straps, as well as good-quality sterile buckles (pre-v too). When they sent it to me, they included a bar of Steinhart-branded chocolate, which was delicious.

Collagen

Tap

Norm!

Telstar

monocle

Ben Stein

Ribs

If they simply reason with the Al Abamas and explain that C&W, Jesus, and NASCAR really DO suck, then I'm sure they'll be fine.

Jerk

Bong Vodka? I love it! Phineas, I know what we're going to do today!

Good stuff. Numbs the lips a little.

Check the Duty Free store when you leave. I hear there are great deals there.

Bedfordshire

Sewer

Core