swdivad Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' So... The guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolfire Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 You forgot about his reps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiker01 Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Damn, Lucky man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dluddy Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheaton26 Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 When I saw the title of this post, and your avatar, I was immediately thinking about another kind of "Happy Ending" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoTone Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Some people ask the secret of our long marriage... We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week... A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiker01 Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 That must be her setting by the window.........looking all nostalgic.........and happy, I saw last Tuesday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swdivad Posted January 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Some people ask the secret of our long marriage... We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week... A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays... Arararar TT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronoluvvv Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 Some people ask the secret of our long marriage... We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week... A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays... i cracked a similar joke @ a stupid Valentine party last year ... and i will never hear the end of it for the rest of my days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max33 Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Some people ask the secret of our long marriage... We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week... A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays... Forwarded to my wife. A little hint for her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slooowr6 Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' So... The guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The End This is not a joke. It's truth........... best happy ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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