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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

So... The guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

:whistling:

Posted

When I saw the title of this post, and your avatar, I was immediately thinking about another kind of "Happy Ending" :whistling:

Posted

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage...

We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week...

A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing...

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays...

:animal_rooster:

Posted

That must be her setting by the window.........looking all nostalgic.........and happy, I saw last Tuesday! :D

Posted

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage...

We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week...

A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing...

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays...

:animal_rooster:

Arararar TT!! :thumbsupsmileyanim:

Posted

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage...

We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week...

A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing...

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays...

:animal_rooster:

i cracked a similar joke @ a stupid Valentine party last year ... and i will never hear the end of it for the rest of my days

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage...

We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week...

A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing...

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays...

:animal_rooster:

Forwarded to my wife.

A little hint for her :)

Posted

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

So... The guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

:whistling:

This is not a joke. It's truth........... best happy ending.

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