KB Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 So I thought I would just take you all on a little road trip around the good old USA and along the way we can see the country through their signs and sights. Lets start off in Vermont, a state so close to Canada that they have their own maple syrup, although they do have a funny way of brewing it... Ok maybe it's best we move on and head for that lovely place...Dum dum da did da dum du da did da...New York... Oh dear, lets keep moving, we get as far as Ohio before the police pull us over, apparently they didn't like our car... And on again until that lovely state Iowa... At least here they have a sense of humour, as can be seen in their billboards.. And service centers.. But it is a road trip so we must move on. We find ourselves now in a nice little farming community in Kansas. Whilst here we pay a visit to a little country school... Kids gotta love them. On again until we reach New Mexico. We pass what appears to be the local police station... And our attention is drawn by the local church... We decide to look closer at what this church has to offer... In fact we find the church hall is hosting a lovely kids party... It is in New Mexico too that we make the unfortunate mistake of taking a short bus trip with a gent that goes by the name of Big Buba... So on we go to Nevada... Now this is important because it is here we answered one of life's most asked questions... Still we must move on. So after a quick stop in California, where even the wildlife breaks the law... We find ourselves in Washington where they still haven't grasped the idea of drive thru's... Ok now a short hop to Alaska....Canada not being a state of America is insignificant and can be driven through in 30 minutes...honest. And what a friendly welcoming sign too... And it's nice to see they look after their ladies... In fact they seem to have an all around nice outlook... Well that was until we run into this fella... so on that last note we wrap up this little trip and get the fug outa there. Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katerchen Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 LOL Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FxrAndy Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Wait till Bob see what you say about his state, your gona have a moose and a bear getting medevil on yo ass wit a chainsaw and a blow torch! Got any Louisiana ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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